Gross

Whoever invented the self-flushing toilet ought to be shot. The first time I saw one, I thought it was pretty cool--finally a toilet you didn't ever have to touch. You could hover to your heart's content, stand up, and voila! No flushing required.

Well, I've had a change of heart. The restrooms here at my office are all self-flushers, and poorly timed ones at that. Meaning WAY too frequently, you ain't through with bidness when the damned thing starts to gurgle. I suppose this wouldn't be so offensive if the act of flushing didn't involve some sort of backspray. Sadly, it does, and having been a victim of the backspray yet again today, all I can say is GROSS.

Posting Images

So this time I actually got a nice window to type in instead of some random HTML looking thing that kind of scared this X-IT girl. Forgive this blirgin, but how do you post images? That would be fun. Otherwise, it's hot, muggy and the convention is giving everyone the subway version of road rage in NYC. I'm so thankful my bar is right off the subway line in Williamsburg so all the shiny happy people and their bag o signs can continue their fights with one another while enjoying a cold one. And to think I get paid to enjoy this circus. Last night, I closed the bar down with an southern boy begging an ultra liberal san franciscan (not that I needed to specify that one) to punch him in the mouth because of something to do with Clinton, Bush and blowjobs and meanwhile this other girl is getting geared up to perform the disputed act at hand.

Ranting Roogies

Ranting Roogies

This is my first blog EVER! So I am going to be completely lame and content free and post as is just to SEE!!!