Chef Sarah at work

You know that gag you play in restaurants, where you unscrew the lid of the salt shaker and then leave it on the table for the next unsuspecting salt addict? And how when that unsuspecting diner innocently attempt to shake a few granules of salt to flavor his food, he instead unleashes a small white mountain of seasoning? Well, either someone's been fucking around in my kitchen or my salt shaker is broken, 'cause I just ruined my dinner.

Gahr.