Disturbing
OK, so I saw a commercial today for that loveable icon of the 80s....
CARE BEARS.
That's right, fucking CARE BEARS. Why didn't anyone tell me they were back in vogue? More importantly, how did they GET back in vogue? What's next, Pound Puppies? Cabbage Patch Dolls?
Never mind that my parents still have a small army of all aforementioned toys keeping sentry over my room back home. The truth is, you see, I knew someday they would be worth something, so I collected as many as possible to store for future value. The worn corners, missing patches of fur and smudgy faces had nothing to do with my affection for stuffed things. Nothing.
Care Bears. Sheesh. I'm feeling old.
CARE BEARS.
That's right, fucking CARE BEARS. Why didn't anyone tell me they were back in vogue? More importantly, how did they GET back in vogue? What's next, Pound Puppies? Cabbage Patch Dolls?
Never mind that my parents still have a small army of all aforementioned toys keeping sentry over my room back home. The truth is, you see, I knew someday they would be worth something, so I collected as many as possible to store for future value. The worn corners, missing patches of fur and smudgy faces had nothing to do with my affection for stuffed things. Nothing.
Care Bears. Sheesh. I'm feeling old.
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