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OH... my... God... please, please read this review on slate.com about the newest "how-to" book. It's called "She Comes First," and it's all about... yup... you guessed it... how to master the art of cunnilingus.

Besides being a HORRIBLE review, the article offers a great deal of laughs, especially since the author seems, well, a bit prudish. (Not that I think sex self-help books are a particularly glamorous genre myself, but viewing going down on a woman as a "transgression" seems a bit stodgy to me.)

Anyway, he boils it all down with this fabulous quote:

You can't make a canon of things done with the tongue and chin, in the dark, between somebody's legs, after an office party. It just drains the whole appeal right out of it.

Ya got that right, buddy. And thanks for that mental image.