Happy Bowladays

I spent yesterday afternoon in a bowling alley. Whenever someone suggests bowling, I'm always excited. It always sounds like so much fun--eating bad food, drinking beer, wearing gross rental shoes--until I actually attempt to bowl. Then the true horror begins. I've never been able to master the skill of rolling a ball in a straight line. Needless to say, my scores per game yesterday were lucky to flirt with 60.

For those of you who are just as bad at bowling as I am (and I am exceptionally bad), what better way to send a holiday greeting than with a bowling-themed Christmas card?